British quirks to know before you visit
I am not an original Canadian but rather as most Canadians are I am an immigrant to the country. There is much to love about Canada but it never truly felt like home to me. So when my husband and I retired and started housesitting around the world starting in Chelem Mexico one of our bucket list destinations was Ireland and the UK. We had to lot to absorb the English are quirky people and there are things to know before you go to England.
We are lucky enough to have dual citizenship and so have Irish passports. So we began our housesitting and travelling journey in Tipperary and have travelled most of Ireland from the Wild Atlantic Way to Dublin. We were pretty well prepared for the eccentricities of the British Isles having grown up with them, so we thought this would be a good chance to “know before you go to the UK”.
In our travels throughout the UK and Ireland, we have noticed many quirks and differences between Canada and the places we visited. We are foodies and do love a historic site or two, but we have noticed some differences and we are learning to overcome them – well in the case of coffee that is. We find hotels and most homes have tea so the coffee is instant which is just bad. Here are some of the things we have learned about living in Europe.
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Canada was a huge culture shock for me as a kid. I recall being tortured by both the kids and the teachers at school because of my accent and the words I used. Petrol, boot, chips, and so on all caused me great grief growing up. I quickly learned to get rid of the accent but never entirely felt at home in Canada. So I left. I spent 10 years in England, London to be precise and loved it.
It’s funny though how when I am in Canada, the U.K. is my home and when I am in the U.K. Canada is home. I am still getting used to that dichotomy. I never thought there would be things I miss about Canada but as I now spend most of my time in Europe here are a few of the things that can confuse a Canadian or American travelling in the U.K.
Before you go to the UK here are 23 charming quirks
What to know about Britain
1. Although they are all British.
There’s a big difference between The UK, Great Britain and the British Isles and Ireland is a separate country. The United Kingdom which includes Great Britain and Northern Ireland is the actual country. That country includes England, Wales, Scotland, and N. Ireland. The British Isles includes all that plus up to6,000 smaller islands around the countries of N. Ireland and the United Kingdom.
2. The art of the queue.
Everybody queues in the UK and Ireland. Even if there’s not a line in sight and there is only 2 of you-you must queue it’s virtually the law. There is absolutely no queue jumping that’s like a criminal offence.
3. Ordering Coffee
Not necessarily a double-double, but oh my the ease of ordering a coffee in Canada. I want a coffee – you know with double cream and 2 sugars. God knows I spent enough time in Ireland and England trying to figure out what the hell a flat white is, let alone an Americano.
I have learnt to order a black coffee and simply add milk. Cream does not exist here for coffee, there is no coffee creamer in the restaurants and cafes. In hotel rooms and B&B’s, there is dominantly vile instant coffee no drip coffee although many private homes have those awful pod coffees. I know I am living in a tea-drinking world now but I see coffee houses everywhere. So for the uninitiated here is a primer on how to order a coffee. Before you go to the UK here are 23 charming quirks of Brits
Americano – which is basically a double shot of espresso and hot water. This originated during WWII when the Americans were in Italy and ordered a coffee. They were given a shot of espresso with water added to make it resemble filtered coffee.
White coffee – a double espresso with hot water and milk.
Latte – a large cup of coffee which is for the most part 1 or 2 shots of espresso and hot milk with a little bit of foam.
Cappuccino – A double espresso with half hot milk and half milk
A Flat White– apparently originally from Australia this is a double espresso shot topped with hot milk.
4. I am not even going to begin to get into iced tea
Don’t expect it here and if you do try an order it on a hot day be prepared for the puzzled looks of the wait staff. As for sweet tea just don’t go there. But I do have to mention Builder’s Tea which is strong, sweet and white and very hot as just the thing to fuel a hard-working day.
5. Fries and gravy
Both do exist here just not together. I have never tried to order a side of gravy it isn’t on most menus but I suspect it would be easy enough and by god, the gravy here is damn good – the real made with meat juice stuff. Now chips are French fries and crisps are what a Canadian would call chips. You will also see some very strange flavours here like Roast Chicken, Lamb and Mint, Tandoori, Curry, and prawn.
6. An egg salad or tuna salad
Egg Salad and Tuna salad sandwiches are not simply a boiled egg or a helping of tuna mashed up with Mayonnaise. It is an actual boiled egg sliced with salad, including lettuce, tomato and cucumber for the most part. Yes, you can buy just a simple salad sandwich as well. Oh, and they add canned (tinned) sweetcorn to virtually everything here.
7 Mushy peas
When I moved to Canada I dreamed of marrowfat peas but could never find them. Here we have marrowfat peas, mushy peas, processed peas, spring peas a plethora of peas. Marrowfats are peas left to dry naturally on the vine instead of being harvested early and becoming spring peas.
They are big fat and mush down perfectly unlike those nasty frozen spring peas which pop in your mouth. Mushy peas are simply marrowfat peas with a little sugar and salt added then mashed. Processed peas are simply processed by cooking lightly and canning.
Prawns, shrimp, scampi and langoustines. “Prawn” and “shrimp” are interchangeable: prawns are usually harvested from freshwater and shrimp from salt, and prawns will usually be larger than shrimp. Technically, shrimp and prawns are separate species, shrimps are found in warm water like the Gulf of Mexico and cold water like the Atlantic. Most shrimp are farmed but the colder the water the smaller the shrimp. A prawn resembles a miniature lobster and has sweeter meat.
The French langoustine, Spanish langostino and Caribbean lobsterette are all prawns, as is the Italian scampi. Oh, and by the way, the British Prawn Cocktail is usually served in a glass and the prawns are mixed with a dressing called a Marie Rose sauce and served on a bed of shredded lettuce.
The North American version is simply a tomato base with horseradish added. The Marie Rose sauce for a prawn cocktail is simply mayonnaise, tomato chutney, Worcestershire sauce, horseradish and Tabasco together. Seasoned to taste with lemon juice and salt and serve cold.
Both Tim Horton’s and Krispy Creme are now available here but not everywhere. We had some designer doughnuts in Dublin from a reputed doughnut authority. Not impressed at around $5 bucks a doughnut they were heavy, pretty damn tasteless. The window looked amazing the flavours sounded fantastic but they were merely meh.
They claimed to be sourdough doughnuts – and did taste rather like a heavy bread but definitely not sourdough or sour cream come to that. Compare that to the fluffy dream-filled honey glazed Krispy Creme or the Tim Horton’s Bear Claw and doughnuts become a dream food. You can buy jam doughnuts in the shops here mainly jam or sugar-coated but usually not much variety although they are way cheaper at 4 for £1.
I found that muffins here tend to be rather cake or cupcake like affairs. Often very sweet and featuring chocolate chips or jam I am still looking for a Morning Glory or a Raspberry Bran muffin. It seems they like them sweet and cakey here unlike our sweet and fibre filled Tim’s versions.
11 Aspirin and meds
Medications – do you know you can walk into a chemist (pharmacy) and buy 32 aspirin extra strength for .65p that’s around .35 cents Canadian. An antihistamine that will set you back $20 bucks in Canada costs the equivalent of a $1 here for 7 pills. Outstanding until you realize just how ripped off we are as North Americans on drug pricing. Warning here though you can only buy a limited amount of paracetamol or aspirin because you know you may start a meth lab or build bombs.
Healthcare costs are much cheaper than in the U.S for around $50 you can walk into a doctor and get treated and your potential prescription will cost at least 80% less than in the U.S. If you need a Dentist you can get a filling for around $75 Canadian.
Chocolate stuff, I don’t care what anyone says British chocolate is superb. Compared to American chocolate it is creamier, and not as plasticky tasting. It could be the difference in cocoa used, it could be the milk who cares it tastes better.
14. Filling Stations
Filling Stations and Petrol Stations, essentially a gas station but with clean washroom facilities and very often connected to a shop that sells everything from sandwiches to fresh vegetables.
A sandwich by any other name from chip butties to bacon butties the great British butty is a treat with its hot filling causing oozy melty butter a delicious childhood memory.
16. Indian food
Thank god is everywhere, not as much in Ireland as the UK but you will see that Indian food places outnumber fast food here by a long mile.
17. Traffic lights
Here in the U.K and Ireland traffic lights are very different, amber means get ready to go not get ready to stop. Additionally, the traffic lights are positioned differently, they are directly in front of you when you pull up to the corner – not across the street-facing you. You will also see really cool gay-friendly traffic lights.
Pubs closing times most pubs close at 11.00 although some stay open until midnight on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Sundays it is 10.30. Children under 16 are allowed into pubs accompanied by adults, Kids over 16 are allowed into pubs anytime without adults but cannot be served alcohol, dogs are allowed into pubs with a Beer garden.
Roundabouts are the fearsome bane of many a N. American they are pretty easy and quick once you get used to them. The “official” rule is in the Highway Code – GIVE WAY to traffic already on the roundabout, or approaching from the right, UNLESS road markings/signs indicate otherwise. It’s nothing to do with “crossing paths”.
20 Driving on the left
While 75% of the world drives on the right British road laws go back to feudal times when it was safer to be on the left-hand side of the road in case you needed to draw a sword. So that being on the left-hand side has its roots in medieval history.
21. Sunday roast dinners
Served everywhere in the UK a Sunday roast is inevitable – restaurants usually call it a carvery. You can have your choice of roasted meats but they are almost always accompanied by roast potatoes, mashed turnip, Yorkshire puddings, lashings of gravy, red cabbage which is curiously sweet and disgusting.
22. Full English Breakfast
This is a calorie-laden fill your belly delight. Toast, tea, sausages, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, and eggs any which way you please. In N. Ireland it is often accompanied by fadge or potato pancakes and the Brits have no taken to that awful frozen “hash brown” thing.
23. Aspirin and paracetamol
The British don’t allow you to buy more than two packets of paracetamol (500 mg) in one sale, it is illegal to sell more than 100 tablets of paracetamol (500 mg) or aspirin (75–300 mg) in one sale. This is due to a large number of overdoses that were happening around the UK.
So there you have it travelling in the U.K is a chance to step back in time, see the modern world and enjoy some great chocolate what more could you want? Before you go to the UK here are 23 charming quirks of Brits that you should be aware of.